You are an idiot

Name: You are an idiot
Brand: Fun Buttons
SKU: you-are-an-idiot-button
Price: 14.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Flat assessment of the listener's competence, stated more than once. Best directed at a machine rather than a colleague.

$14.99

Buy any 3 buttons, get a 4th free. Build a 4-pack

Materials: ABS shell with a silicone cap.
Dimensions: 65 mm across, 24 mm tall.
Weight: 48 g.
Switch: Momentary tactile switch. Unlimited presses.
Connection: None. No app, no pairing, no Bluetooth. It is a button.
Power: Two AAA cells, included and already installed. Output is 85 dB at 30 cm. Swap the cells when the sound begins to fade.
Compatibility: Works on its own, anywhere. Nothing to install and nothing to pair with.
What's included: One button loaded with a single sound, and two AAA cells.

United States orders ship in about 2 to 4 days. Orders over $35 ship free; smaller orders carry a flat rate at checkout.

Unused units in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery, refunded to the original payment method.

You are an idiot

$14.99

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Fail Pack.

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Audio clip: "Oh sh."
ReactionPress to play
Oh sh
Expletive, cut off before it completes.
$14.99
Audio clip: "ACK."
ReactionPress to play
ACK
Acknowledgement, issued as a single syllable.
$14.99
Audio clip: "Ahhhh."
ReactionPress to play
Ahhhh
Unstructured feedback.
$14.99
Audio clip: "Aint nobody got time for dat."
MemePress to play
Aint nobody got time for dat
A declaration of unavailability, delivered without hedging.
$14.99

You are an idiot

Flat assessment of the listener's competence, stated more than once. Best directed at a machine rather than a colleague.

$14.99

Buy any 3 buttons, get a 4th free. Build a 4-pack

Materials: ABS shell with a silicone cap.
Dimensions: 65 mm across, 24 mm tall.
Weight: 48 g.
Switch: Momentary tactile switch. Unlimited presses.
Connection: None. No app, no pairing, no Bluetooth. It is a button.
Power: Two AAA cells, included and already installed. Output is 85 dB at 30 cm. Swap the cells when the sound begins to fade.
Compatibility: Works on its own, anywhere. Nothing to install and nothing to pair with.
What's included: One button loaded with a single sound, and two AAA cells.

United States orders ship in about 2 to 4 days. Orders over $35 ship free; smaller orders carry a flat rate at checkout.

Unused units in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery, refunded to the original payment method.